From one hell to Guyana

Sadam Hussein, Robert Mugabe & LFS Burnham all died & went straight to hell. Sadam Hussein said "I miss Iraq; I want to call Iraq and see how everybody is doing there.

He called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then he asked "Well, devil how much I owe you????
The devil says "10 million dollars." He wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on> his chair.

Robert Mugabe was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the Zimbabwe, I want to see how everybody is doing there too!" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "5 million dollars." With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

LFS Burnham was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call to Guyana too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to Robert, Vincent, Debbie, Bharat, Hammy Freddie, Luncheon, Janet.. I wanna talk to everybody"..... He called Guyana and he talked for about twenty hours on Blah Blah,
He talked & talked & talked, and then he asked,"Well, devil how much I owe you????
The devil says "One dollar". LFS Burnham is stunned & says "One dollar???
Only one dollar! The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, you only pay local charges."