A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on Camp Street. Nutting ent movin. Dedriver wonderin what happenin.Nex ting you know, a man knocks on the window.
De driver roll down he windowand ask, 'Wha goin on?''Boy...terrorists kidnap Bharrat Jagdeo and askin for a $100 million ransom.
If dey don't get de money, dey say dey gon light he tail pon fire. So wegoin from car to car to take up a collection.'The driver asks, 'How much people givin on average?'
'About a gallon.'