Snakes fuh de new year?

The Nation writes: Back hey, Guyana in a turrible state. Duh get flood out, an' I even got a frien' dat went dey fuh Chris'mas an' cyahn get back out because o' all de water. In fack, I en even know wuh happen to she 'cause I cyahn hear a word an' I real worried. But de Lord will work dat out, I hope.