It's October and just now the Salvation army pot will be out, Home Alone will begin showing on every station and the vendors will return. That will signal Christmas in Guyana.
But, we want to beat the rush this year by starting to narrow down our presents early for various people. We have to start at the very top with Jagdeo. We have some choices for him already which could expand by tomorrow:
To keep things up long enough to get a breakthrough on Fatherhood
An array of combs to keep what's left on his head neat To regrow what was lost and get rid of the bald patch
A major backup plan in case Rogaine fails to spur growth